|Release date||24 July 2006 (Update)|
|Quest NPC?||Lunar Diplomacy|
| A stickler for hygiene in the kitchen.|
'Beefy' Burns is the cook aboard the Lady Zay. He is located at the bottom deck of the ship, towards the back. Players must get information from him during the Lunar Diplomacy quest about the lunar feast. Beefy Burns is wearing a combination of a Chef's hat and a white apron. He has a deep rooted hatred for vegetables since when questioned about jinxes in Lunar Diplomacy, he asks if a jinx is "some sort of foreign vegetable" and then proceeds to rant on about his hatred of vegetables, including "cursed foreign vegetables", "evil domestic vegetables" and "vegetable vegetables".