|Release date||21 June 2006 (Update)|
|Quest NPC?||Death to the Dorgeshuun|
|A deacon in the Humans Against Monsters group. A rather enthusiastic chap.|
The H.A.M. Deacon is a non-interactive NPC and a speaker in the Humans Against Monsters cult. He preaches to members of the group in their cave below Misthalin, spreading propaganda and hatred against monsters. The H.A.M. members in the audience before him will always agree with what he says. Like the leader of the group, Johanhus Ulsbrecht, he wears dark H.A.M. robes. He is apparently a senior member of the cult, as he and Sigmund toasted to the drill during the Death to the Dorgeshuun quest.
- "We are the righteous ones in his eyes alone."
- "Let them not infest our cities and towns..."
- "And lo, we become the power, indeed the force to stop these monsters in their tracks."
- "Verily I urge you, my friends to take up your spades and farm your farms to feed our people in this blessed sanctuary."
- "If thine monsters visage does frighten thee, then tear it off I say... tear it off!"
- "For Saradomin will guide our sword arms and smash the enemies of humans till their bones become dust."
- "And let us smite these monsters unto their deaths."
- "For they are not the chosen ones in Saradomin's eyes."
- "Where do we go for safety from these monsters... here, with our brethren!"
- "And let there be no cave or shelter for their spawn until the end of days."