Random NPC Dialogues Edit
This is the voice of your conscience! You've been a very naughty boy haven't you?
You know what I'm talking about! Don't lie!
Okay, okay! I'm sorry, I'll never do it again!
If you do it again, you'll be in deep trouble.
Ow! (the player is hit by a fire blast spell, but takes no damage)
: Is dat you, My Arm ? My Arm can hear you but you not here.
(player's name) I'm using magic to talk to you. How's the goutweed?
Sorry, , but My Arm not know magic, so My Arm no can reply.
I'm a brave knight! I am coming to kill anyone in the vicinity of Lumbridge Castle!
Aaaaargh! Run away, run away!
: Whoa! A voice in my head! What do you want?
Evil Dave I am your evil master!
You're using dark magic to contact me! That is SO evil! What is thy bidding.O Master?
Build me an army worthy of Zamorak!
Yes, O master! As soon as I get this summoning thing to work, my army of evil UNDEAD CHAOS ZOMBIE DEMON ASSASSINS OF DARKNESS will overrun the world! *Mwuhahahahaaa!
: Error! Perception mismatch (auditory/visual).
Clay Golem Don't worry, Golem! It's !
I am sorry. I can hear you but not see you. I will have to examine my eyes.
No, you can't see me because I'm not there. I'm contacting you by magic!
If you are not here then I cannot be hearing you. I will have to examine by ears.
Don't worry about it, Golem.
: What you want Bentnoze?
General Wartface ....
Then who did say something? Who that?
It's ! I'm talking to you by magic!
(player's name) ...
Bentnoze, she/he is here! I hear her in head!
Me not crazy, Bentnose! She/He talk to me by magic!
You shut up Bentnoze! You stupid! You just jealous talk to me not you!
(player's name) ......
Shut up Bentnoze! You stupid!
I tink oiv drunk a bit toooo much.
So, same as always.
Uh, no, I'm good thanks.
Well, oym goona pass owt now. Have one on me!
Well this is grand darling. How nice it is to make your acquaintance!
Thank you. Nice to meet you too.
Wait a minute. How am I talking to you without a Camulet?
My dear, I'm a camel, how should I know?
Hmmm. I suppose this spell must tap directly into your mind. So, there's no need for language to get in the way.
I think I am somewhat confused.
May one ask how you contacted me?
I'm just using one of the Lunar spells.
Oh my, oh my. These youngsters today and their new-fangled gadgets!
: What do ya want for tea? And it better not be a baguette!
Sandwich Lady .....
Don't ignore me, !
(player's name) ........
Why wont't people talk to me?
Uhh, urr, a sandwich please?
Okay then, my dear! Toodle-oo!
Hey, I started the conversation!
No you didn't. Get out of my spell!
No! Get out of my spell!
What! I'm no cry-baby, you cry-baby!
I'm reporting you!
Oh, how scary!
Ha, call yourself a spymaster! You can't see me!
Ahh, I'm hallucinating! Must cut back on sq'irks!
: You have reached the Lunar Communication Helpline. I'm sorry we can't answer your telekinetic question right now. Our opening times are carefully organised to coincide with you being busy. If you are having an emergency, you have our most profound apologies. Have a nice day. Good bye.
Helpline Assistant Typical.
: At last! The voice of Saradomin! My years of meditation have paid off!
Father Urhney Um...
O mighty Saradomin! What is your message to me?
Stop sitting around in a house in a swamp and go and do something useful!
Oh, thank you Saradomin! I will meditate on what this message means!
: Oh, hello. You sound lovely.
You sound lovely. You have a beautiful...twang to your voice.
Twang? It's Romeo, isn't it?
May I compare thee to some pineapple chucks?
No, Romeo. Goodbye.
He He. Yes you can. I'm looking for a Gnome. Gnome Mates.
Okay, I'll ask. Everybody shush! Is there a Gnome Mates here? Did anyone come in with Gnome Mates?
You hear laughter in the background.
Ooooh, who is this? I'll get you!
That is the answer to your next question.
But how did you know what I would ask?
Because I can tell the future.
Ah, that's very clever.
Thanks. Oh and be careful in the Wilderness. Tonight is not your night.
Hello there! Who is this?
Any particular Ali?
Only the best there is! I'm Ali the Sandsweeper.
You sweep sand?
Certainly do! I'm the best darn sandsweeper this side of the Lum.
There's more of you?
We have a union, mate! There's always sand to sweep.
Indeed. Um, I have to go.
Oh sorry, what did I do?
Can't you see I'm on the toilet?
Wait a minute... a toilet?
Riiiight. Oh, man, you didn't wipe your hands?
Um, Party Pete?
Yeah! Party's the name, and partying is the game! Actually it's a full-time profession. You can't stop the party.
Party Pete. Do you ever want to just relax?
Relax, don't do it! Yeah! Party mania! Yeah!
You may leave the party, but the party nevers leaves you! Party!
Ah, Bob! I've been meaning to ask you some questions
Well, where did you come from? Why do you wander around Runescape? I've heard losts of rumours about your past!
It's simple really...
Are you okay?
*cough* I'm *cough* just...
Bob! Don't die! Noooooo!
Euw! That's nasty.
Hey, it's normal. I'm off now!
Oh no, Bob, please don't go.
: What? Such insolence! How dare you speak like that, you poor excuse for goblin-dribble!
Captain Cain What?
Okay, okay. I'm doing them now.
Wait a minute, I don't have to put up with this. You do twenty!
Erm, yeah. Bye!
Fine, thanks. How about you?
Alchemists return the other day. Me turn them into animals.
Yeah, me made a uniman and a chickalchemist!
: INTRUDER! Red alert! Batten down the hatches! DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!
KGP Agent Err, maybe I'll call back later.
: The fish cannot ride the gravy train.
KGP Agent Sorry?
The cyclops cannot see his inner walrus?
Is this code?
Waddle into a sunset of flaking mackerel?
I'm going now.
The sardine is leaving the tin?
Hey, I know you can talk!
Stop ignoring me!
Look, mate. Leave me alone!
You talked! You talked!
I think I'll have some beef tonight.
Baa, baaa. BAA!
The conversation with Blurberry is similar to the prank calls in The Simpsons.
Romeo's line: "Shall I compare thee t some pinapple chunks?" is similar to a line written by Shakespeare, "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day."
Despite being able to talk to the cow, the camel and Bob the Cat without using their respective amulets, the sheep doesn't, or refuses to, speak english.
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